TRUMP WOULD BENEFIT FROM REPEATING KINDERGARTEN

Professor Trump,
I recommend that you read this excerpt from
 
All I Really Need To Know
I Learned In Kindergarten
by Robert Fulghum


"Share everything.

Play fair.

Don't hit people.

Put things back where you found them.

Clean up your own mess.

Don't take things that aren't yours.

Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
Wash your hands before you eat.

Flush.

Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.

Live a balanced life - learn some and think some
and draw and paint and sing and dance and play
and work every day some.

Take a nap every afternoon.

When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic,
hold hands, and stick together.

Be aware of wonder.
Remember the little seed in the styrofoam cup:
The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody
really knows how or why, but we are all like that.

Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even
the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die.
So do we.

And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books
and the first word you learned - the biggest
word of all - LOOK. "

I highlighted the points which I think might benefit you the most. Maybe if you quit Trump University and repeated kindergarten, you might bone up on the points that you seemed to have missed.

Chloe

MAKING AMERICA SAFE

Hello Human Professor Trump, DTB (Doctor of Trickery and Bigotry from Trump University):

You say you want to make America safe from ISIS by increasing the US military, implying that the military has been ineffective under President Obama. Well let's clarify things. There are 2 issues in fighting ISIS. First there is the geographic issue. That is where a strong military counts. It involves defeating ISIS on the battlefield and ultimately eliminating its Caliphate. That will free the local people (mostly Moslems) whom they oppress, make life easier for the surrounding countries, and promote the international status of the USA. But it will not stop terrorism elsewhere including here. Actually the USA under president Obama has been successful on that issue. ISIS is losing on the battlefield and their Caliphate has shrunken to a fraction of what it was. And most of the ground fighting is being done by our local allies supported by our military. As for the second issue, terrorism in America, unlike Europe which has a tradition of ghettoizing minorities, the USA is a nation of minorities where assimilation comes relatively easy. The American Moslems are one of many minorities here and for the most part assimilate like all the other minorities. That's why we don't have the coordinated attacks like they have in Europe (other than 9/11). The vulnerability here is easy access to all kinds of firearms. Most of the terrorist acts here are perpetrated by isolated screwballs inspired by ISIS who go to the local gun shop and "legally" buy all the military style killing machines they desire. They are not so different from the regular screwballs (like Sandy Hook, etc) who actually outnumber them and have killed many more Americans than they have. The first step in curbing that violence by terrorist and other screwballs is GUN CONTROL which you, Professor Trump, oppose. The other weapon against terrorism is the assimilation of the Moslem American community which is already happening and which you also seem to oppose. Tell me, Professor Trump, are you employed by ISIS? or just stupid? or just pandering to the prejudices of your base?

Chloe

PROFESSOR TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS

Hello Human Professor Trump (of Trump University),
So when are we going to see your tax return? Now I personally don't have to pay income tax because being a dog I don't make any money. If I were human and made oodles of money like you do, I would be happy to pay my fair share to the community and still have lots of it left over. But I assume you don't see things that way. Otherwise you wouldn't be hiding you tax return.
Chloe

A LETTER TO PUTIN

Dear Human Putin,
Please don't interfere in the American elections. All right so you like Professor Trump of Trump University. I know you tough guys like to support each other. And I realize that Professor Trump might be willing to let you nibble away pieces of your neighboring country's real estate. And I realize that you are scared of smart Americans like Mrs. Clinton and President Obama because they are not so willing to let you get away with stuff. And I realize that you don't like NATO and appreciate's Trump's willingness to sell them down the drain. But Mr. Human Putin, I think Hillary will win the election and you will have to put up with another 8 years of good guys.
Chloe

TRUMP UNIVERSITY VERSUS EMAILS

Hi Humans,
Professor Trump of Trump University says, "Chloe why do you keep harping about Trump University. Look at Hillary and her emails. She should go to jail."
Professor Chloe of the Little Dog University says, "Hillary's email indiscretion was done for convenience. No malice was intended against anyone, no one was harmed, and it was not intended for or resulted in any personal monetary gain to Mrs. Clinton. Also Hillary admitted that it was poor judgment. On the other hand Trump University was a con job meant to bilk money out of other humans to line the pockets of Trump. And instead of admitting you were wrong, you attacked the judge for having a Hispanic name. And by the way, when we will we be seeing your income tax returns? Hillary's returns are public. What are you hiding?"
Chloe

ANOTHER ACADEMIC DISCUSSION

Hi Humans,

Professor Trump of Trump University says, “I will do many good things for you, and I will lower taxes, and I will build up the military, and I will stop terrorism, and I will bring jobs back, and I will make America great again.”

Professor Chloe of the Little Dog University says, “If you lower taxes where will you get the money to pay for all those other things? You seem to be math challenged. Maybe you should quit Trump University and enroll at the Little Dog University where you would get a better education. By the way, America is great now, especially since Obama has been president.”

Chloe

A TRUMPISM ON TRUMP

Hi Humans,

Donald Trump has this trick where he insinuates things about his opponent and claims he didn’t say it. He just heard it somewhere. He insinuated President Obama wasn’t born in the USA, and more recently he said Ted Cruz’s father was involved in the Kennedy assassination. But he just heard it somewhere, insinuating it is common knowledge. He and his friends insinuate that Hillary Clinton is dishonest. They latch on to anything, Ben Ghazi, emails, whatever. But when the facts are laid out, as in the Ben Ghazi hearings, Hillary came through with flying colors and demonstrated that she acted appropriately for the circumstances. When she makes mistakes, she says so, as she did with the emails. Trump on the other hand lies and does not admit to any mistakes. He presents himself as perfection (which he obviously is not), and some gullible humans believe him. You can get some humans to believe anything. We dogs are smarter than them.

Let me turn the tables and do a Trumpism on Donald Trump. Did you know that Trump is employed by ISIS? What’s my source? I don’t know? I heard it somewhere There should be an investigation. Let the investigation determine if it is true or not. Maybe it is true. Trump does talk like there should be a clash between Christianity and Islam which is exactly what ISIS wants.

Chloe