TERRORIST BOMBINGS IN NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY

Hi Humans,

Congratulations to the New York city and state police, to the New Jersey state police, to the FBI, and anyone else involved in catching the terrorist who set off the bombs in New York and New Jersey a few weeks ago. This illustrates how diversity and tolerance help keep America safe. In Europe which has a long history of isolating minorities, the radical Islamic terrorists are able to hide in their separated communities. In America, which is a nation of immigrants, immigrant minorities are accepted and reciprocate with loyalty to America. The bomber was found in a doorway. He had nowhere to hide. Now if only we could end the gun anarchy, that would make America even more safe.

Chloe

THE FIRST DEBATE

Hi Hillary,
Congratulations on a successful showing at the debate last night. You appeared calm, comfortable, focused, and presidential. Trump appeared uncomfortable, fidgety, defensive, and his usual crazy self. Good work!
Chloe

HOW TO UNDERSTAND HUMAN LANGUAGE

Hi Humans, Dogs, and Other Creatures,
Here are some ideas that might help in understanding the language of humans:
1. When a human prefaces a sentence with "believe me," do not believe the sentence.
2. When a human says, "don't worry," then you should worry.
3. When a human says he has a plan, but he won't tell you what the plan is, that mean he has no plan.
4. When a human will not release his income tax return, that means he is hiding something in that return that he does not want you to see.
5. When a human dwells on "toughness," that means inside he feels weak.
6. When a human claims he will do "great things" without saying specifically how he intends to those things, that means he has nothing to offer.
7. Humans outside of the "establishment" are not necessarily any more honest than those inside the "establishment." But they might be less knowledgeable.
The list goes on and on, but a general rule of thumb is that whatever a human says consider the opposite. The opposite might be the truth.
Chloe

THE DEBATE

Hi Human Hillary Clinton,
So tomorrow you are facing Tricky Trumpy in a debate. Just be yourself and you will do well. Remember you are the honest, competent, experienced, rational statesperson. Tricky Trumpy is the dishonest, incompetent, inexperienced, irrational television huckster and crook. Of course no matter what nonsense falls out of his mouth, his faithful will spin it as pearls of wisdom. But most Americans will see through him. They only have to show up at the polls.
Chloe

CALIFORNIA PROPOSITION 63 OF 2016

Hi California Humans,
I recommend voting for California Proposition 63 in 2016. It will protect the public from the illegal transferring of bullets. If bullets can be prevented from getting into the hands of criminals, terrorists, and screwballs who want to do harm to their fellow humans, the State of California will be a safer place in which to live. Of course the NRA and the gun anarchists oppose the proposition because the gun lobby wants to sell as many guns and bullets as they can no matter how much harm they cause.
Chloe

CLIMATE CHANGE

Hi Humans,

Trump and his Republican friends still deny climate change contrary to proven science. They are willing to kick the can down the road and poison the planet in which our children will live in order to appease their fossil fuel constituents. Unfortunately the can is arriving already. We are already seeing the polar ice cap melting, the oceans rising, and the summers getting hotter with more droughts. But they refuse to see what is really happening. They think they are living in a Trumpish reality show.

Chloe

GUNS FOR SCREWBALLS

 

Hi Humans,

So Donald Trump wants to take away the guns from Hillary Clinton’s Secret Service body guards, but he also wants to maintain a gun anarchy in which any screwball can buy any kind of gun to commit murder. And he claims to be the “law and order” candidate? Even a little dog like me can see his hypocrisy. Why are so many of you humans with your supposed big brains so gullible?

Chloe