The Fiscal Cliff

Hi Humans,
As groups, you humans seem to create your own artificial disasters. You would think that with your big human brains, you would be busy enough dealing with the real natural problems like running out of usable fuel, edible food, drinkable water, and breathable air (although even those problems are largely caused by you oink oink humans and affect all of us creatures). But instead you focus on your human economy which is a system which you guys created to regulate stuff. Now the American Congress created this artificial "Fiscal Cliff" which is a game of chicken between the political parties. We dogs with our little brains would never think up such nonsense. Maybe you humans need to grow up. Oh well, what do I know? I'm just a dog.
Chloe

Human Scandal

Hi Humans,
It's amazing how important humans in the public eye can be so silly when it comes to sexual attractions. You would think that those extra smart humans with their extra big brains would have a sense of priority, and not throw away the really important things they do so that they can act sexually like us dogs. On the other hand, many of us dogs aspire to be more like humans (although I don't really know why).
Chloe 

Compatible Ideas

Hi Humans,
You humans often are so insistant that your idea is right and some other idea is wrong and completely incompatible with your idea. This human attitude can make compromise and progress difficult if not impossible. For example, during the recent election campaign, Mitt Romney said in one of his speeches something like he wants to save the economy and Obama wants to save the oceans. In other words, the economy problem is real, and the world's resources problems are not. I imagine there are humans with the opposite point of view, i.e. don't worry about the economy, but the planet needs to be saved. The reality is that both are necessary. Money is the system that you humans have chosen for trade during the last few thousand years, and it seems to work, But the monetary system will not do all of us creatures much good if the water is undrinkable, the air is unbreathable, food is inedible, and the land is inundated with rising oceans from global warming.
That's what this dog thinks, but what do I know? I'm just a dog.
Chloe

Congratulations

President Obama,
Congratulations on your election. Now that the election is over, it's back to business. I like that you immediately started to reach out to the Republicans to get moving on the economy.
Chloe

Civility

Hi Humans,
You Humans with your big brains claim to be so civilized compared to all of us other creatures. Yet, I have overheard some Republican Humans speak about President Obama with extreme hatred from the day he took office. Why? Could his race have something to do with it? No!!! You Humans are too civilized for that. Not like us dogs!
Chloe

Community Responsibility

Hi Humans,
Democrats - community responsibility, personal freedom.
Republicans - tough luck, big brother morality.
Chloe

Leadership

Hi Humans,
Katrina, Republican President, lack of leadership, chaos.
Sandy, President Obama, strong leader, quick recovery.
Chloe