Hi Humans,
Why do you call hunting a sport? I'm sure the deer doesn't consider being hunted a sport. Now, if the deer were somehow able to shoot back at the hunter, that would be sporting. But that would be silly, wouldn't it?
Chloe
Friday, January 11, 2013
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
A Hope for the New Year
Hi Humans,
Happy New Year! Let's hope that 2013 is the year when you Humans will have the courage to finally stand up to the gun bullies that run the NRA and demand an end to
1. the ease with which any screwball can buy a gun over the internet or at a gun show without regulation.
2. magazines that hold multiple bullets.
3. weapons that can fire multiple bullets without reloading.
Let's hope for the best.
Chloe
Happy New Year! Let's hope that 2013 is the year when you Humans will have the courage to finally stand up to the gun bullies that run the NRA and demand an end to
1. the ease with which any screwball can buy a gun over the internet or at a gun show without regulation.
2. magazines that hold multiple bullets.
3. weapons that can fire multiple bullets without reloading.
Let's hope for the best.
Chloe
Monday, December 24, 2012
Hooray for Piers Morgan
Hi Humans,
So now the gun bullies want to deport Piers Morgan for speaking the truth about assault weapons, multi-bullet magazines, and murder. They talk about liberty? Is it liberty to try to muzzle free speech? The gun bullies must be running scared, because the American people are hearing the truth and beginning to stand up to them. I am sure they would deport me if they could, but I am an American born dog and more of a real patriot than all of those greedy gun runners and NRA bullies put together.
Chloe
So now the gun bullies want to deport Piers Morgan for speaking the truth about assault weapons, multi-bullet magazines, and murder. They talk about liberty? Is it liberty to try to muzzle free speech? The gun bullies must be running scared, because the American people are hearing the truth and beginning to stand up to them. I am sure they would deport me if they could, but I am an American born dog and more of a real patriot than all of those greedy gun runners and NRA bullies put together.
Chloe
Friday, December 21, 2012
The NRA's Response to Mass Murder
Hi Humans,
Yesterday the head of the NRA finally responded to the tragedy in Connecticut.There was not a word about banning assault weapons and gun magazines with multiple bullets. That is what allows maniacs to turn their madness into mass murder. But those assault weapons are very lucrative commodities for the gun industry which the NRA serves. It appears that for them maximizing their profit trumps safety for the public. We dogs are not so cynical as you humans, and you humans with your big brains are supposed to be the civilized ones.
Chloe
Yesterday the head of the NRA finally responded to the tragedy in Connecticut.There was not a word about banning assault weapons and gun magazines with multiple bullets. That is what allows maniacs to turn their madness into mass murder. But those assault weapons are very lucrative commodities for the gun industry which the NRA serves. It appears that for them maximizing their profit trumps safety for the public. We dogs are not so cynical as you humans, and you humans with your big brains are supposed to be the civilized ones.
Chloe
Friday, December 14, 2012
Guns and Murder
American Humans! Wake up!
Another screwball killed 20 children and 7 adults this morning at a school in Connecticut by shooting them with guns. This is getting to be too commonplace. The gun bullies say it's not because of guns. But in any community, there are bound to be some violent crazy people. If there were no guns and bullets available to them, they would have nothing to shoot. It makes sense to a little dog like me. Doesn't it make sense to you humans with your big human brains? The gun bullies talk about preserving their "freedom." But what about the freedom of the 20 children and other people killed by guns? The gun bullies demand the "right to bear arms." What about the right of the murdered children to live?
Chloe
Another screwball killed 20 children and 7 adults this morning at a school in Connecticut by shooting them with guns. This is getting to be too commonplace. The gun bullies say it's not because of guns. But in any community, there are bound to be some violent crazy people. If there were no guns and bullets available to them, they would have nothing to shoot. It makes sense to a little dog like me. Doesn't it make sense to you humans with your big human brains? The gun bullies talk about preserving their "freedom." But what about the freedom of the 20 children and other people killed by guns? The gun bullies demand the "right to bear arms." What about the right of the murdered children to live?
Chloe
Sunday, November 25, 2012
The Fiscal Cliff
Hi Humans,
As groups, you humans seem to create your own artificial disasters. You would think that with your big human brains, you would be busy enough dealing with the real natural problems like running out of usable fuel, edible food, drinkable water, and breathable air (although even those problems are largely caused by you oink oink humans and affect all of us creatures). But instead you focus on your human economy which is a system which you guys created to regulate stuff. Now the American Congress created this artificial "Fiscal Cliff" which is a game of chicken between the political parties. We dogs with our little brains would never think up such nonsense. Maybe you humans need to grow up. Oh well, what do I know? I'm just a dog.
Chloe
As groups, you humans seem to create your own artificial disasters. You would think that with your big human brains, you would be busy enough dealing with the real natural problems like running out of usable fuel, edible food, drinkable water, and breathable air (although even those problems are largely caused by you oink oink humans and affect all of us creatures). But instead you focus on your human economy which is a system which you guys created to regulate stuff. Now the American Congress created this artificial "Fiscal Cliff" which is a game of chicken between the political parties. We dogs with our little brains would never think up such nonsense. Maybe you humans need to grow up. Oh well, what do I know? I'm just a dog.
Chloe
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Human Scandal
Hi Humans,
It's amazing how important humans in the public eye can be so silly when it comes to sexual attractions. You would think that those extra smart humans with their extra big brains would have a sense of priority, and not throw away the really important things they do so that they can act sexually like us dogs. On the other hand, many of us dogs aspire to be more like humans (although I don't really know why).
Chloe
It's amazing how important humans in the public eye can be so silly when it comes to sexual attractions. You would think that those extra smart humans with their extra big brains would have a sense of priority, and not throw away the really important things they do so that they can act sexually like us dogs. On the other hand, many of us dogs aspire to be more like humans (although I don't really know why).
Chloe
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